Controller1.com Financial Statement
Today, in this era of global economic tomfoolery, controller1.com wears its fiscal responsibility on its sleeves by publishing its financial results for the year ending March 2009.These costs are presented in the interests of transparency and fiduciary duty so that all visitors to this site know what goes where and comes from whose pocket where and how.
Our fixed expenses are many:
Webhosting: $60 a year
Domain name: $15 a year
Subscription to Edge: $170 a year. In order to get enough sass and cynicism, c1 reads Edge.
Writeoffs: 2 year subscription to EGM taken out 8 months before the magazine folded with those cock sucking parasites Ziff Davis not offering even a partial refund.
Review copies of HD games $1500 approx
Platform Breakdowns
PS3 Mirror’s Edge, Battlefield Bad Company, Army of Two, Burnout Paradise, Metal Gear Solid IV, Little Big Planet, Resistance 2, Killzone 2, Singstar Vol 2, Singstar ABBA
Xbox 360: Rainbow 6 Vegas 2, Stranglehold, Call of Juarez, Assassin’s Creed, Star Wars Force Unleashed, Prince of Persia, Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, Gears of War 2, Fable II, Guitar Hero Aerosmith, Guitar Hero World Tour, Lego Indiana Jones, Fallout 3
Wii: Boomblox (unopened)
PC: Left 4 Dead, Call of Duty World at War
PSP games: $L0L
DLC:
Marketplace: Duke Nukem 3D, Call of Duty 4 MW Variety Map Pack, Penny Arcade Episode 1, Poker Smash, Braid, Guitar Hero World Tour, Fallout 3 Operation Anchorage DLC,
PSN/ Singstore: Queen Songs.
PC Upgrades = $OS X
Wiifit= Blame
Dead Hardware write-offs: Xbox 360 PSP 1000
Income to the site is as following:
$0, jack,bupkiss, nada, zip, zilcho
March 23rd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Didn’t you guys get free swag for promoting Pokersmash?
Pretty sure free t-shirts should be counted in the income column.
Also, you’re maintaining two domains: angry-gamer.net and controler1.com.
… unless I’m mistaken.
Re: Pokersmash —
What a great game that is… the sound design alone is 11 out of 10.
Their splendid and varied soundtrack can be downloaded at
http://www.voidstarcreations.com/pokersmash/downloads.html
/me waits expectantly for his Pokersmash t-shirt.
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
the proprietor of controller1.com has no business relationship with the owner of Angry-Gamer Heavy Industries and its CEO Demi Demforth IV.
The shirt is nice but is pre-controller1.com
hey they really are two different sites.
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Well, I guess you’ve passed my audit!
March 25th, 2009 at 4:57 am
Don’t worry I have a plan.
You just need to go the Midway route and release a cheap cash in beat-em-up and so may I suggest:
Angry Gamer Vs Street Fighter
Then all you have to do is make a couple of cosmetic changes and re-release it every month, adding a Turbo here or a Super there and even the occasional Alpha!
You can just watch the money rolling in and all,(well I say all, maybe not everybodies)your problems will be over.