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SEGA SAGA

The Japanese gaming company known as Sega still occupies a warm place in many gamer’s hearts. From their humble gaijin beginnings to the slow rotting corpse known as the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, Sega was a company that had 50% market share in the 16bit market place and pissed it all against the wall. What went wrong? Everything.

Sega is a legendary name in games. There was the little known Master System which utterly failed to beat the NES (apart from Australia where it was easier to find in stores) and then the Genesis/Mega Drive which took the fight straight to Nintendo in the early 90′s. Of course the SNES came out and Sega’s response was the 32X add on, then the Sega CD, then the Saturn, then the Dreamcast and then the white flag. Unfortunately, that’s not where the story ended. It should have but it didn’t.

Sega managed to get a headstart on Nintendo with its 16 bit Genesis/Megadrive console. It was capable of great graphics and sound and game makers where champing at the bit to make games for someone without Nintendo’s restrictive noose around their necks. For a while it looked as if Sega was about to usurp the king until Nintendo’s 16 bit Super NES came back. Although the SNES eventually triumphed, it was not an easy thing. But then Sega, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, fragmented their market all too easily with the peripherals like 32x and the CD ROM- the source of so much ‘collected wisdom’ that peripherals didn’t sell (until the plastic guitar was invented). Gamers weren’t biting. Sega reacted like the man who hit his head against concrete and then couldn’t remember why he had a headache so he hit his head against concrete some more to try and jar his memory.

Saturn was an even bigger disaster. Designed as a 32 bit 2D powerhouse, Sony’s upcoming Playstation spooked them into trying rejig the device as a 3D machine. It was not going to be an easy battle. Sega compounded the problem by sneak launching the Saturn at US$400, announcing the console was now on sale, six months earlier than most Saturn developers were planning for. Of course Sony then announced the PSX was $100 cheaper in an equally famous announcement. So at this point you’re wondering what the hell was going on in the heads of Sega’s upper management in 1994? “Will Ross and Rachel get together?” We all know the Playstation obliterated the competition through a superior machine and much better marketing and just smarter business sense.

Of course, there was the Dreamcast in the late 90′s. The first 128 bits system was meant to herald the Next Generation but instead was just midway between PS1 and PS2 for many early adopters. The games were nice even if there were some noticeable absences *cough* EA *cough. Sonic Adventure was a step in the right direction (possibly the last time anyone would ever use that phrase to describe a Sonic game), and new IP such as Crazy Taxi, Soul Calibur, Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5, whilst hits in their own right, couldn’t overcome… a press release with the PS2 specs. How screwed are you when your machine won’t sell because someone else had promised something better two years down the track. “I’m not going to watch The Dark Knight on Blu Ray because it will be in 3D in 15 years time.” The Dreamcast didn’t last long after the PS2′s introduction and Sega announced in early 2001 that they would cease to be a hardware manufacturer and become solely a software maker. Fucking Shenmue!

Skip ahead to 2009. We got one okay sequel to Jet Set Radio on the original Xbox that sold worse than deodorant in France. Two TERRIBLE Crazy Taxi sequels. And dozens upon dozens of incredibly shithouse Sonic games, each one more fecal than the last. Or have they? Condemned has been a decent new franchise for them. The execrable Iron Man game did quite well and the Yakuza games are critical favourites. And despite the diminishing returns of each new Sonic game, they are still selling. Mario and Sonic at the Olympics seems to have outsold the far superior Super Mario Galaxy on Wii.

So what Sega games are you hanging out for? Will they ever make another Space Channel 5 or Jet Set Radio game? Will they just make 3 Sonic the Fudgehog games a year and hope some shit sticks to the charts? Will we care?

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Video: THE PWN WARS continues…

RETURN OF THE JUDI, the prequel to THE EMO STRIKES BACK

We hark back to a time when Jude and Wade were friends…

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How to stir up Fanboys

Fanboyism is part and parcel of videogaming. Its no different than my team is better than your  or Ford Vs Chevrolet/Opel/Vauxhall/Holden or Mac vs PC or Republicans vs Democrats. “Gotta support the team!” In videogaming circles, particularly the “hardcore,” there’s no easier thing to do than stir up fanboys of one persuasion or another.

NOTE: controller1.com does not advocate doing this. You will be smacked down hard if you post any of the following.

1. Go to a Halo 3 board and say Killzone 2 will pwn Halo 3

2. Go to a Killzone 2 board and say “I see you’re all exceited about KZ2. I guess you never played the first one, then?”

3. Go to a Final Fantasy fansite and write “I’m fifteen hours into FFXII, when does it get good?”

4. Find some Metal Gear fans and mention you skipped all of the cutscenes and the game was 1000 times better.

5. Say you’ll wait for the superior PC version

6. Post “I built a brand new PC for $400 and it runs Crysis on maximum settings no problems”

7. Then post, “GTA IV- not so much”

8. PC is dying

9. Try to justify to people who are sick of updating drivers as well as patching the game, random crashes or just prefer to play on the couch by explaining a 2048 X1600 resolution on a 20″ screen is better than 720p on a 60″ plasma. PC guys won’t become happy console gamers and console gamers won’t suddenly want to hunch over the same keyboard they work at all day long.

10. Go to a CoD4 forum and tell them how much better CoD WaW is

11. Go to a Counterstrike 1.6 board and mention how you’ve just tried the Source version and its pretty cool.

12. Say you’ll never play WoW again since this Conan thing looks like it has legs.

13. Mention you don’t like TF2 that much to TF2 fans and they’ll act as if you slept with their mom in front of your school assembly and she came twice.

14. Comedy 64

It doesn’t take much to roll in a hand grenade. The point is. Don’t. You’re a dick if you do. We only post this as a public service. Also: think before you link.

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Controller1.com Focus Test FAR CRY 2

Yes, we dare to Focus test this game before Prince of Persia, Fallout 3 and Call of Duty.

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Controller1.com- Three Months Later

So we’ve been around for three months. People are reading, sometimes even posting. Occasionally, we’re even answering. So what’s on the horizon for C1.com?

Dancing girls? Orbital space stations? Jenga? You tell me.

So right now, the avatars when we post are busted and there’s no written indication whose posted what. WordPress is a brilliant way to run a website like this, but its not perfect and neither is the site. In three months we’ve managed to settle on a theme that sorta works as well as a colour scheme that’s not perfect but it works and we have a nice logo thanks to Clint. The Focus Test is our main drawcard and we’ll continue to do that with FTs for Fallout 3, Prince of Persia, Call of Duty, Left for Dead, Banjo Kazooie and Boom Blox comiing over the next few months (and that’s just what I got for Christmas) as well as a number of older games mixed in. Cam now has a Wii so that’s now increased the ease with which Commodore 64 games are FT’ed since a Wii is easier to bring to the studio than a 15 inch Dell laptop is. Or a working Commodore 64. Jesus Christ how will it be when Great Giana Sisters is released on DS?

Hey, If you like the site and you don’t like the content, or it doesn’t cover your style of game, drop us a line (chief@controller1.com) or even better, submit a story yourself. We won’t bite and we won’t steal your stuff. We probably aren’t read by guys heavily into World of Warcraft, but we do cover everything from Animal Crossing to Zaxxon. At the moment the game reviews are in a narrow band of AAA shooters since that’s what I tend to play, but I love reading about games that I don’t normally play.

We’re always looking for suggestions for games to Focus Test. We can FT almost anything but certain types of games are easier for us to procure. 360, PS3, Wii and DS are pieces of piss for us to FT (especially if there’s a demo), older Retro games through MAME are not a problem but modern PC games are not the easiest, unless one of us has already bought the game.

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